Sometimes, when I look at my email inbox it makes me want to go lie down in the middle of a busy intersection. If you have a question, the shorter, more concise and to-the-point your email is the more likely you are to elicit a response. Please don’t take it personally if my response is short or if I don’t respond for a while or I don’t respond at all. I try, but I’m rarely around a computer and I’m busy as hell lately.

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